Wednesday, June 3, 2009

The Truth is Brutal

LB(from the bathroom): Aaaaw. *heavy sigh*

QR: Huh?

LB: I was just weighing myself.

QR: That scale weighs light by about 8 pounds, you know.

LB: (imagine high-pitched scandalized valley girl shriek) Uh! No it doesn't! Fuck you!

The messenger! She...has..beeeen...shoooooooooooooot....ugh *dies*


M said...

Is it wrong to laugh so hard at your husband's expense? Oh it makes me thrilled.

queenrandom said...

If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.