LB(from the bathroom): Aaaaw. *heavy sigh*
QR: Huh?
LB: I was just weighing myself.
QR: That scale weighs light by about 8 pounds, you know.
LB: (imagine high-pitched scandalized valley girl shriek) Uh! No it doesn't! Fuck you!
The messenger! She...has..beeeen...shoooooooooooooot....ugh *dies*
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Is it wrong to laugh so hard at your husband's expense? Oh it makes me thrilled.
If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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