Meatier? What in the everliving fuck was there besides meat in their "chicken" before this fillet? Sawdust, crayon shavings and glue? How the hell can one meat be meatier than another meat? They sell plain fucking chicken, for chrissake, it's right there in the name! I NEED ANSWERS, PEOPLE! I...I think I need to go take a shower now, I feel unclean.
*Not, as I learned, a gay porn maneuver. Heh. MANeuver.