LB: "I should have figured you'd be into kyaking; lesbians love kyaking."*
Setting: QR is diligently, distractedly writing a manuscript on the couch whilst LB watches a hockey game.
LB: "Can I have your Cookie Dough Ice Cream in the freezer?"
QR: "Yeah sure whatever....." commence 10 second pause while I tippity-type away... "Wait...What? NO!"
LB: "Too late! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
We Love Each Other, I Swear
In response to me sending him this ecard:
He sent me this one:
Would that it were not so true.
*Said completely without a sense of irony. I'm glad my husband is comfortable enough with my sexuality to make seminonsensical jokes about it.