Yeah I rock.
But anyway in honor of NCOW, here it is, 20 ways to come out as a bisexual:
- I like both guys and gals.
- I'm AC/DC.
- My socket accepts both male and female connectors.
- I don't limit my love to a single gender.
- My attraction and love for a person do not rely on genital appearance (excluding warts and lesions).
- Sometimes I like Earl Grey, sometimes I like Lady Grey.
- I root for both teams.
- I find both long johns and doughnuts equally tasty.
- I like both roosters and kitties (think about it).
- Angelina or Brad? Yes, please.
- I fancy both Martians and Venusians.
- I can't "just pick a side." To do so would be to deny half of who I am.
- Sometimes I feel like a nut; sometimes I don't.
- I enjoy situating myself between the yin and the yang.
- On the Kinsey scale, I fall between 0 and 6.
- I love the person, not the gender.
- At breakfast, I can eat either saussage or muffins.
- My extracurricular activities include both pole vaulting and ditch diving.
- Innies and Outies are both appealing to me.
- I can love a person of either gender, but I love that person just as much and am just as faithful and loyal to them regardless of their gender.
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#6 and #13 made me laugh so hard I almost peed.
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