Why the fucking fuck don't memory foam pillows fit in a standard pillowcase? I gotta shell out for a special fucking pillow because my neck's so fucked up from years of training-related tension, now I gotta buy special fucking pillowcases that don't match my sheets? Fuck that noise.
While I'm at it, what's with all this #firstworldproblem bullcrap? Back in my day we didn't come up with whitewashed fauxronic nonwitticisms, we just called shit like the above paragraph what it was: being a spoiled fucking brat.
And another thing: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!