Wednesday, May 27, 2009

My fuckit list

I actually started this a while ago before the meme got old, but you'll have to take my word for it :P

So here's my (growing) list of things that, at some point I had considered I would/could/should do, but, fuck it:
  • Eat anything containing insects.
  • Go on a road trip.
  • Run a marathon.
  • Learn how to change the oil in my car.
  • Cut butter out of my diet, even temporarily.
  • Not waste any time.
  • Have a spotless house.
  • Making everyone around me happy.
  • Go hunting.
  • Gamble at a casino.
  • Keep a diary.
  • Waste my time taking the stairs just to get that minuscule amount of exercise, when the elevator is faster.
  • Try to understand/be understood by toxic people.
  • Tweeting.
  • Wear uncomfortable pants because they look good or are in.
  • Read a boring book just because it's a "classic" (I'm looking at you, Gatsby).
  • Put up and/or shut up.
  • Purposely tan.
  • Give a crap about "social networking."
  • Learn to appreciate modern art.
  • Vote for the lesser of two evils rather than the best candidate.
  • Deal with people who piss me right the fuck off.
  • Read/discuss/think about any more Jane Austen books, especially if someone claims "Oh but this is the good one, it's not like the others!"

1 comment:

The Dutchess of Kickball said...

How you feel about the Great Gatsby is how I feel about Catch 22. When I just couldn't get through it the third time, I just gave up.