My fuckit list

I actually started this a while ago before the meme got old, but you'll have to take my word for it :P

So here's my (growing) list of things that, at some point I had considered I would/could/should do, but decided...eh, fuck it:

• Eat anything containing insects.
• Go on a road trip.
• Run a marathon.
• Learn how to change the oil in my car.
• Cut butter out of my diet, even temporarily.
• Not waste any time.
• Have a spotless house.
• Making everyone around me happy.
• Go hunting.
• Gamble at a casino.
• Keep a diary.
  
• Waste my time taking the stairs just to get that minuscule amount of exercise, when the elevator is faster.
• Try to understand/be understood by toxic people.
• Tweeting.
  
• Wear uncomfortable pants because they look good or are in.
• Read a boring book just because it's a "classic" (I'm looking at you, Gatsby).
• Put up and/or shut up.
• Purposely tan.
• Give a crap about "social networking."
• Learn to appreciate modern art.
• Vote for the lesser of two evils rather than the best candidate.
• Deal with people who piss me right the fuck off.
• Read/discuss/think about any more Jane Austen books, especially if someone claims "Oh but this is the good one, it's not like the others!"